Here I shall publish my thoughts with the singular purpose of rewriting history. I mean that literally. I write with the hopes that the words in some historic document will be altered to reflect the earth-shattering, universe-encompassing, and life-altering impact of my published thoughts.
Someday you will walk the halls of the National Archives. There you will fight through a crowd to catch a glimpse of a yellowed document, molding black at the edges. You start at the bottom, where some obnoxious guy has placed a much larger signature than everybody else. You scan the words, climbing up to the very top where, written in beautiful cursive, are the words: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and–”
The next words are scribbled out. In the line break, along with the insert sign, are the scrawled words: “the Thoughts by Bob blog.”
Now wouldn’t that be something?
Naw. Silly dreams. This is just going to be your run-of-the-mill blog. On stuff like sports. Some politics. The life of the average American male.
And maybe every once in a while, a totally random special interest topic thrown in, like “Deaf people.” Cuz I don’t know why not. Just to spice things up.
Anyways. I’ve gone on too long. Welcome.